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Schmidt Old Tyme Avocado Toast Blanket

Regular price $50.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $50.00 USD
Sale Sold out

Our Schmidt Old Tyme Avacado Toast blanket is lit! If you've ever wanted a bread blanket but wondered, "How can I show everyone I keep it real with 'cado on my toast?" just chill: The Schmidt fam's got you. This huge, plush velveteen blanket is perfect for keeping in the car, cuddling up with on the futon, or bringing to kickball games. 

Every cent made from the sale of this blanket goes to fund the Maryland Food Bank's effort to support the roughly 2 million Marylanders facing food insecurity.

  • Looks like bread on one side — and blanket on the other
  • Sorry, not edible
  • 100% Polyester
  • Seriously, do not eat
  • Is lit and keeps it real